Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil
"make up is false advertisement!"
"i view women as products"
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet
I love the 50 shades of grey trailer
becoming a demon seems like a good career option
being a girl is so expensive like
XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.