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Midnight snack more like midnight 3 course meal w dessert

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another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

kingshezza:

finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet

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u: i dont like ur favorite character
me: ok cool ur opinion. 100%. this respect.
me irl: wtf the fuck..............

love-naryk:

I love the 50 shades of grey trailer 

mistercoventry:

becoming a demon seems like a good career option

officialwaltdisney:

being a girl is so expensive like

panties? expensive.

tampons? expensive.

makeup? expensive.

XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.